Extraterristrial Tech

                                        ALIENS ARE HERE, CONFIRMED BY NASA

As reported here many times, the U.N. Panel on Extraterrestrials has
confirmed that aliens from Planet Zeeba began invading our planet – in
large numbers – in October, 2011. The U.N. Panel, led by Dr. John Malley,
predicts that the invasion will last until December 2015 – at which time
earth will be under full control of the aliens from Zeeba. If we act now,
we can co-exist peacefully with the aliens.
In a stunning announcement today, NASA confirmed Frank Lake’s
reportage. ”Aliens have been invading our planet in ever-increasing
numbers,” warns a report from NASA.
The reason?
NASA says that rising greenhouse emissions may have tipped off aliens
that we are a rapidly expanding threat. “Watching from afar,
extraterrestrials have viewed changes in Earth’s atmosphere as
symptomatic of a civilization out of control – and are taking drastic action
to keep us from becoming a more serious threat,” NASA researchers
explain.
Scientists at Pennsylvania State University predict that humans and aliens
from Zeeba will make direct contact with each other by the end of 2012.
Jessica Wygal-Markum of NASA’s Planetary Science Division and her
colleagues compiled a list of plausible outcomes that could unfold in the
aftermath of a close encounter, to help humanity “prepare for actual
contact”.
In the report, “When Humans Meet Zeebans,” the researchers divide
alien contacts into three broad categories: beneficial, neutral or harmful.
Beneficial encounters were productive and peaceful meetings held with
extraterrestrial intelligence (ETI). These meetings will help us advance
our knowledge and solve global problems such as hunger, poverty and
disease.
One of the scientists, Joyti Aggarwalla, thought another beneficial
outcome would be humanity triumph over a more powerful alien
aggressor, or even being saved by a second group of ETs – possibly from
Mars. “In these scenarios, humanity benefits not only from the major
moral victory of having defeated a daunting rival, but also from the
opportunity to reverse-engineer ETI technology,” the authors write.
Other kinds of close encounters may be less rewarding and leave much of
human society feeling indifferent towards aliens. The Zeebans may be too
different from us for meaningful communication to take place. They
might invite humanity to join the “Galactic Club” only for us to find the
entry requirements to be too bureaucratic and tedious for humans to
bother with or the club mascot may have a foul odor or terrify small
children.
The most unappealing outcomes would arise if the aliens from Planet
Zeeba caused harm to humanity. While aliens may arrive to eat, enslave
or attack us, the report adds that people might also suffer from being
physically crushed or by contracting diseases carried by the visitors. In
especially unfortunate incidents, humanity could be wiped out when a
more advanced civilisation accidentally unleashes an unfriendly artificial
intelligence, or performs a catastrophic physics experiment that renders a
portion of the galaxy uninhabitable.
To bolster humanity’s chances of survival, the researchers call for caution
in sending signals into space and to send Alien Search Teams across the
planet – to peacefully attempt to connect with the aliens.
The authors of the NASA report warn that extraterrestrials may be wary
of civilisations that expand very rapidly, as these may be prone to destroy
other life as they grow, just as humans have pushed species to extinction
on Earth. In the most extreme scenario, aliens might choose to destroy
humanity to protect other civilizations.
Let’s hope that humanity makes the right choice and makes peaceful
overtures to the aliens amongst us. If not… well, our days are numbered.